You won't believe what I did

I am in Naperville, Illinois. Last night was one of those nights. I had the very worst sinus headache I have had in a very long time. It hurt so bad that I was pacing. I finally poured myself some raspberry crystal light in a glass of ice with the intention of soothing myself in some way. I sat the glass next to the bed. I snoozed for about twenty minutes and woke back up because the head hurt pretty bad. So I am watching Pirates 1 on USA when I got the idea that something cold on my forehead would feel pretty darn good. So I picked up my glass with that nice cool liquid and ice and layed it gently against my forehead and it did feel amazing. Sort of like a brain freeze but on the outside instead of the inside and it felt good. It must have felt really good because I dozed back off and lo and behold I dumped cold "red" juice down my face, all over my pj's and the bed.... yeah, I woke up pretty quickly to discover that I looked like the star in a slasher movie that got the short end of the slash. Needless to say, I didn't get much more sleep having a hurting noggin, a wet red bed, and nice wet pj's. Did I mention the "sticky" part of the nightmare. That is a whole other story.